Today someone better be looking over their shoulder. I swear if I find out who fucked my my kids' cat vengence will be mine. Why the fuck would someone have to pour motor oil on a cat? I mean shit just cuz your cat is a pussy and can't hang with the beast doesn't mean you should step in in and fight for your lame ass cat. Shit now I am fucked. How the hell do you get motor oil out of cat hair. I bathed the damn cat for an hour this morning and two things happend. My bath tub looks like it is the freakin' parking spot for the Exxon Valdez and my cat now looks like a fat ass with skinny legs. The latter is due to him being soaking wet. Then the lil fucker jumped out of the tub into my lap and ran into the livingroom.
So, not only do I have a cat with oil all over him, I also have a pair of ruined shorts and a possibility of oil stains on my living room carpet. SHIT. Oh yeah and I will have to ruin my set of electric clippers to shave the cat. I wil have to post a picture of that on my blog for all to see. Should be a funny site. 20-25 lb. cat shaved. If anyone knows of another way to get oil off of pet fur please let me know. I am sure my cat will appreciate the help.
Lil' fucker who did this it's GAME ON and i am very good at playin gevil games.
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